Win $5 for best porn actress

Yup. No joke. You too can win best actor/actress. Just submit your amateur porn video to thestranger.com for their annual Hump festival. According to the web copy, if you win Best Actress you’re awarded $5! Super! Sign me up.

Check out the creepy clowns filming you. It def looks like a setup for a chomo movie. Eeek!
Who was to know that a few hundred miles north there’s a porn plethora. How enticing!

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