Wheelchairs + Rockets

When is someone going to put this marvelous idea to use?

I’ve been adding rockets to everything since first grade. Think about it.

Rollerblades + rocket= awesome

Skateboard+ rocket= fucking awesome

Wheelchair (preferably a Rascal)+rocket=Rocks yo Socks, son

I”ll try to post a picture later of my wheelchair rocket blueprint. Imagine a world with smooth cruisin’ oldies? They’d be packing the rocket heat and acting like it was nobody’s business. Oooh, I’m so excited.

Stumble It!