Sorry to disappoint. My blog isn’t the Naughty Mecca you asked for..

Isn’t it wonderful how “gay unicorn” is #1 followed by “jesus”?

The Official List of Top Search Terms:

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I’ve been thinking about concocking a silly tv/movie boner montage. Maybe include a face shot, looking perplexed at a found boner. Or perhaps, “Great Moments in Boner History”…

I tried searching:
“TV boners” , “TV scenes with erections” ,”awkward erection,” “movies with erection”, “Funny boners”

So far I have:

Doogie Howser gets a boner on his birthday
American Pie
The Priest in ‘The Little Mermaid’
South Park, “Erection Day”
Heros, Zach has a boner in the locker room
Anchorman, Ron Burgundy’s massive erection
SuperBad
I know there are tons of fun boner scenes out there (excluding porn) so please feel free to gang-bang out your ideas.

I originally posted this on my other blog. Here are the comments..