Sawed-Off Shotgun Jesus

by admin

Imagine the final battle between Good and Evil. There wouldn’t be a Jesus in Birkenstocks hanging out in a white robe with no drawers. No, he wouldn’t be surfer, hippy Jesus. I’d imagine, he’d look like this:

Stumble It!

3 comments

1 gloria { 08.09.08 at 6:12 pm }

he wouldn’t need those because he is God and God doesn’t need weapons to win a war.

2 Bryan { 09.01.08 at 2:58 pm }

Dude, scripture says it all. It doesn’t say what u are portraying or want it to be. The final days are going to be so awesome and so gruesome that u will know He is God and be amazed of his glory and power. Hallelujah

3 Some guy { 04.22.09 at 9:31 pm }

Haha, love children. Yea….

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