Prairie Dog Haikus

Lives in a Dirt Cave
Smells like stale grandma perfume
Never gets a date

Prairie Dog can’t go
Into Wal-Mart without pants
Says the sticker guy

Prairie Dog is Mad
Groundhog is a big showoff
Stupid shadow day

Pops out of dirt house
Sees shitty neighbor Groundhog
Tells him to fuck off

Prairie Dog is a term
Kids use when they need to poop
Just think about it

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