The Rarest of the Rare

Do you have what it takes to be a Wal-Mart Greeter?

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome
to Wal-Mart.  Nice children you have there.  Are they twins?”

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t
twins.  The oldest one’s 9 and the other one’s 7.  Why the hell would
you think they’re twins?  Are you blind, or just stupid?”

“I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,” replied the Greeter.  ”I just
couldn’t believe someone would sleep with you twice.  Have a good
day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”

I love the all-star cast. *sigh*

My pal, Hastings sent me this delicious vision:

Leave it to Playboy Mexico to do it right…or really, really wrong.
Que exotica! And just in time for Christmas!