Farting Contest? Oh, surely you jest!

Feb 26, 2006

Friday morning, a Macy’s manager was called to deodorize a dressing room after receiving customer complaints. Several witnesses reported seeing the manager rush into multiple stockrooms in search of a fan. Approximately three hours later she discovered an interesting call for action in the Eugene Weekly.

(seriously, this is the real deal)

Sunday evening Macy’s held their annual formal. A few minutes after I arrived, several people accused me of submitting the classified ad.

I must admit I’d love to take the credit for such debauchery..

The winner remains unknown.

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