Category — oh great

John McCain’s response to MTV, The Hill’s star Heidi Montag’s pledge of support.

“I’m honored to have Heidi’s support, and I want to assure her that I’ll never miss an episode of The Hills , especially since the new season started.”

WTF? Desperate for votes?
He’s really on overdrive to get lady support.

I CAN’T STAND PEOPLE WITHOUT ANY PASSION FOR LIFE.

They lack:
de•sid•er•a•tive
[di-sid-er-uh-tiv] — adjective
1. Of, relating to, or expressing desire.
2. Grammar Designating a clause, a sentence, or in some languages an inflected verb form that expresses desire.

People who never get mad.
People who never really love anything.
They don’t really care…about anything!
Are they all depressed? On Lithium? I can’t figure it out.
Why are they ok with everyday being ho-hum?
Passive. Fucking BORING.

It gets better……
If you get fired up about something and ask them why they don’t care about something that affects them….they get all butthurt, then return to timidly twiddling their thumbs. They mumble something under their breath then they stare at an inanimate object in the room to rest their brain after that hard question I asked. If you’re lucky they stand around slack-jawed, occasionally muttering canned responses.

Them not getting mad, makes me more mad. It’s a vicious circle. Hey you! You without the opinion, yeah you sheep over there! How about a response? How about at least a nod?

Get some personality before I blow my brains out.

A day in the life of Hitler as an Ad man. He was the king of propaganda back in the day. This is what probably would happen if he was around today.

1. Sierra was an awesome bride. She really held her shit together. Nice work Swineberg.;)

2. Bill does the most endearing truffle shuffle.

3. Fat people fly first class. Yup. Cheaper than buying two seats.

4. Flight attendants take safety very seriously. She said, she’d do everything in her power to make sure I’d NEVER sit in the emergency exit row again.

5. A lot of uptight, boring, white people live in MA.They enjoy talking about themselves incessantly to compensate for an inferiority complex. Often, not only are they boring…they’re rude. One shouldn’t mistake (high socioeconomic) class with the other meaning of “class”, because there is no correlation.

6. Bridesmaids dresses don’t hide chicken grease well.

7. Sleep is awesome. I’m lame without it.

8. People mistakenly think if their outfit is expensive, it’s tasteful. WRONG. Even if your muumuu is made of fine silk, it’s still a fucking muumuu. Use your money to get a personal trainer and a stylist.

9. I like lobster, but it’s a lot of work.

10. It’s hard to do any work with degenerates yelling in the same room.

Oh, and New Hampshire is pretty.

Will return shortly. waaaa