Babies=Drunk Adults
Drew, Dom, Erica and I had a reunion the other week. We’re college pals you see. I finally met her nine month old twin girls, Alisa and Claire. Claire is a totally butch baby who manhandled Alisa throwing her WWE style with one arm. Heads up Erica: take that little fem Bam Bam and pursue that college sports scholarship money early.



Erica fed them baby snacks that looked suspiciously like cat food. Every once in a while they’d drop them on the ground and then sprawl after them haphazardly shoving the little Xs and Os into their gooey baby mouths like David Hasselhoff and a burger. Babies are like me after Brewfest??! They just got sooo much cuter.








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