Posts from — May 2009

Check out these grannies out there breaking a sexy hip or two.

Drew, Dom, Erica and I had a reunion the other week. We’re college pals you see. I finally met her nine month old twin girls, Alisa and Claire. Claire is a totally butch baby who manhandled Alisa throwing her WWE style with one arm. Heads up Erica: take that little fem Bam Bam and pursue that college sports scholarship money early.

Erica fed them baby snacks that looked suspiciously like cat food. Every once in a while they’d drop them on the ground and then sprawl after them haphazardly shoving the little Xs and Os into their gooey baby mouths like David Hasselhoff and a burger. Babies are like me after Brewfest??! They just got sooo much cuter.

Uncomfortable one sentence movie plot summaries.

Sickening. 7-Year-Old Boy Shot in Mistaken Trespassing Incident Dies

And you thought your family was awkward. Check out awkwardfamilyphotos.com

A great collaborative user generated video w/ a band. “Yeah Yeah Yeah’s – Cheated Heart”

What a downer. Rupert Murdoch says, “Internet Will Soon Be Over.”

This asshole kangaroo probably belongs to Murdoch.

Famous author Judy Blume supports Planned Parenthood and Mother’s Day.

So… I guess doing a book report based off a movie is a bad idea. 10 Historically Inaccurate Movies.

Typography dorks rejoice. 53 Mind-blowing Uses of Typography.

Well, I guess the Swine Flu isn’t that big of a deal. Just ask TIME. They have a list of other freak outs. Top 10 Panics! – TIME

Social Designer: Goods for the Greater Good

American consumerism/wastefulness turned into art. Chris Jordan’s “Counting Numbers.”

10 Ways that Social Media and Sustainability Line Upfrom Sustainablog.

So, totally hot this year. Check out the Webby Awards and see if you made the cut.

Oooh The Onion. I like writer’s humor.
“Author Wishes She Hadn’t Blown Personal Tragedy On First Book”

Go ahead and plagiarize. Everyone does it. Seriously.
“The ecstasy of influence: A plagiarism”
By Jonathan Lethem (Harper’s Magazine)

Increase your brain mass. Check out:
“Caleb Whitefoord: The Cross Reading, a Modernist Poetry Avant la Garde”

Media doesn’t have anything to do with low-self esteem. J/k. Interviewer gives Jes the fat analysis. “The Jessica Simpson Question” in Vanity Fair.

NOTES ON WRITING AND DRAWING by Austin Kleon

FINALLY! A cure for camel toe! I know what somebody is getting for Christmas.

Love this “Fur in my Cap” video. Nice art direction and concept.

I don’t get it. What’s with the weird cartoon boner? inochi

Ah, just what I needed. A David Lee Roth Soundboard.

Is this a joke? Michael Vick in Talks to Become PETA Spokesman.

I honestly can’t fathom why that cop still has a job…let alone only being suspended for two weeks. That doesn’t seem like adequate punishment for putting a man’s life at risk.