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Posts from — October 2008

Prairie Dog Haikus

Lives in a Dirt Cave
Smells like stale grandma perfume
Never gets a date

Prairie Dog can’t go
Into Wal-Mart without pants
Says the sticker guy

Prairie Dog is Mad
Groundhog is a big showoff
Stupid shadow day

Pops out of dirt house
Sees shitty neighbor Groundhog
Tells him to fuck off

Prairie Dog is a term
Kids use when they need to poop
Just think about it

October 23, 2008   No Comments

Those rascally Conservatives

Ah, today’s pick of political websites:

http://www.palinaspresident.us/

http://johnmccainisyourjalopy.com/

October 16, 2008   No Comments

My Book

October 6, 2008   No Comments