Posts from — August 2008

1. Sierra was an awesome bride. She really held her shit together. Nice work Swineberg.;)

2. Bill does the most endearing truffle shuffle.

3. Fat people fly first class. Yup. Cheaper than buying two seats.

4. Flight attendants take safety very seriously. She said, she’d do everything in her power to make sure I’d NEVER sit in the emergency exit row again.

5. A lot of uptight, boring, white people live in MA.They enjoy talking about themselves incessantly to compensate for an inferiority complex. Often, not only are they boring…they’re rude. One shouldn’t mistake (high socioeconomic) class with the other meaning of “class”, because there is no correlation.

6. Bridesmaids dresses don’t hide chicken grease well.

7. Sleep is awesome. I’m lame without it.

8. People mistakenly think if their outfit is expensive, it’s tasteful. WRONG. Even if your muumuu is made of fine silk, it’s still a fucking muumuu. Use your money to get a personal trainer and a stylist.

9. I like lobster, but it’s a lot of work.

10. It’s hard to do any work with degenerates yelling in the same room.

Oh, and New Hampshire is pretty.

Well, this bakery doesn’t help the consensus that Asians are in fact cannibals. Check out baker, Kittiwat Unarrom’s bakery in Ratchaburi, Thailand. His sculpted life-like heads, hands, feet and other parts from dough can be seen in the glass cabinets of the shop.

Randy Pausch Last Lecture: Achieving Your Childhood Dreams
(Oct. 23, 1960- July 25,2008)

Randy Pausch was a professor at Carnegie Mellon. In the below video he gave his last lecture on September 18, 2007 in a packed McConomy Auditorium. Inspiring others, he speaks about his life lessons and encourages others to achieve their childhood dreams.

I watched this last winter and refound it again. Please check it out. He’s amazing and will be missed.

Here’s a nonprofit spot “Girl Effect”, aimed at empowering women socially and economically in third world countries to make a difference in their lives and the surrounding community.

Celebrities are entertaining. Even more entertaining are the douches that lurk in their pics. Check out this creeper:

On a related note, check out Mr. Belding getting his old man boner on:

And lets not forget Kerry Gone Wild: